Written 3-14-2026
So, you may be wondering about the "amalgamates" that have surged in popularity recently. The truth is, they're actually much older and SERIOUS than you might think. This all started back in October of 2025 with the Khaby Lame mechanism trend. The first amalgamate, Amalgamate A-1, was originally one of these. It lay dormant until December 29th, 2025, when a REAP and LEAD book was added. It lasted until late January '26 when it was thrown away... BECAUSE OF A DAMN TOOTH!

Sadly there wasn't an image of A1.
But A2 did have one, and speaking of A2, this was the most disgusting amalgamate of its time. Created in January 2026, A2 quickly became a moldy mess. And somehow lasted until the middle of February, when it was dumped infront of our house. Below is the image of A2.

Then came A3. A3 was created late January in a direct competition with A2, but 3 ended up just a bag full of wet paper, and is the most forgotten. A3 is now embedded inside of A8.

A4 was next up, and was made as the spiritual sucessor to A2. Created RIGHT after the loss of A2, A4 went on to become more dangerous than 2 ever could, and infected somewhere between 500-1200 people during its reign in February.